Jokes!!!

1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.


2. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.


3. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.


4. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.


5. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.


6. Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? They got stuck at C.